Join for FREE | Take the Tour Lost Password?

deviantART

 
About Me Official Beta Tester Deviously Deviant David Ayala40/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
7 Month Premium Membership
Statistics 87 Deviations
6,727 Comments
36,749 Pageviews

Evil Plan

Wed Nov 4, 2009, 5:49 PM
Grabbed this from *LunaticStar's journal.

I don't know about you, but I've always wanted to unleash widespread misery across the world, but never could quite come up with a plan. But now, thanks to the Ronco Evil Plan Maker, [link] I now know exactly what to do. And now, my evil plan:



Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to wipe the sleep from their eyes, stunned by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must smash the white house. This will all be done from an underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about pain, suffering, and the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

---

Anyways, for those two or three of you following along. The new Pineapple Street characters look great now that they are updated. I'll ink a few and toss 'em up here this weekend. Also, I "officially" started the mix/mastering process for the CD. I have until the end of the year to finish this project! Wish me luck, this is the hardest part.

And thanks for watching. Yes you. =D

  • Mood: Spidey Sense
  • Listening to: Claire Voyant
  • Reading: Vampirella the Second Coming

deviantID

David Ayala began drawing at an early age, He attended the Joe Kubert School of Cartoon and Graphic Art, Inc. He has since worked as a graphic artist for nearly 20 years. He is proficient in illustration, comic book art, graphics software such as Corel Draw, Adobe Illustrator and Adobe Photoshop. He also does caricatures at local events and has a professional background designing interior and exterior casino signs and casino gaming tokens. He really wants to eat your brains.

• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •

STALK ME

my original recorded music • [link]
comicspace • [link]
progmetal • [link]
facebook • [link]
youtube • [link]
twitter • [link]
blogspot • [link]

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Ottumwa, Iowa
  • Interests: Art • Music • Movies • Comics • Humor
  • Favourite movie: Fight Club • Holy Grail • American Psycho • Matrix • X-Men • 300
  • Favourite band or musician: Lacuna Coil • Symphony X • O.S.I. • Nightwish • Theatre of Tragedy
  • Favourite genre of music: Progressive Metal • Gothic Metal • Jazz • Classical
  • Favourite artist: Bill Sienkievicz • David Finch • Michael Turner • Dave Sim & Gerhard • E-Bas
  • Favourite poet or writer: Dave Sim • Jim Matheos • Clive Barker • Frank Miller
  • Favourite game: Mortal Kombat
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS3
  • Favourite cartoon character: Fathom • Moon Knight • Cerebus • Harley Quinn • Happy Tree Friends
  • Personal Quote: "If there is a Hell, then why bother having Cleveland at all?" - Ann Zanity
http://www.myspace.com/mysteryofsorrow

Twitter

Journal History

Webcam

Comments


:iconnevluk:
Hello David.:sun:
My very sincere thanks for the favourite and watch.
:iconhave-anicedayplz:
:iconrealcomic:
Thanks for the Fav, I've got more at [link]
:icongothitink:
It never ceases to flatter me (ha - yeah me) when you favorite something of mine. Why is that? Hmmm??? Anyway I'm glad you like it.

--
"How could you be so cruel, and expect my faith in return?"
- Dream Theater


Yes, I am THE Pirate.


:pirate: :ahoy: :pirate: :ahoy: :pirate: :ahoy: :pirate:
:iconpril:
i'm going to feature you.. if thats cool dude ?

--
-Pril
******
If your truly thankful just favorite one of my images... Really i don't mind!!!

Site Map