Grabbed this from *LunaticStar's journal.

I don't know about you, but I've always wanted to unleash widespread misery across the world, but never could quite come up with a plan. But now, thanks to the Ronco Evil Plan Maker, [link] I now know exactly what to do. And now, my evil plan:



Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to wipe the sleep from their eyes, stunned by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must smash the white house. This will all be done from an underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about pain, suffering, and the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

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Anyways, for those two or three of you following along. The new Pineapple Street characters look great now that they are updated. I'll ink a few and toss 'em up here this weekend. Also, I "officially" started the mix/mastering process for the CD. I have until the end of the year to finish this project! Wish me luck, this is the hardest part.

And thanks for watching. Yes you.